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dmmulroy
first
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olavostauros
HeyGuys
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dmmulroy
I do have a lot of tattoos
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dmmulroy
lol
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dmmulroy
Nah, I appreciate the kind words <3
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dmmulroy
i have a tear drop for every time i've taken down prod
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elcob32
I just have one for each time I have accidentally deleted a production database
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dmmulroy
Only my first two tattoos have any sort of meaning
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KaleCotrell_
Sup.
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dmmulroy
Everything else is b/c I wanted them and loved the artists art
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elcob32
If I had one tattoo for every language I have worked in, I'd be covered in ink.
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dmmulroy
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd9NHO4O_Lo/?img_index=1
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dmmulroy
That whole sleeve === 0 meaning
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dmmulroy
ive been trying to find motivation to do some coding all day
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dmmulroy
ended up napping and then getting thai food
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Justin Henley
:pride-flower-rainbow-heart:
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KaleCotrell_
I forgot I had a book on 3d graphics programming/ game engine. I might make a 3d engine for it XD
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KaleCotrell_
for MSDOS
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kolkhis
Ayoooo
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KaleCotrell_
XDDD
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injust90
Hello
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kolkhis
Hot and tired. How are you?
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injust90
My friend wants to make a game engine in DOS too
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KaleCotrell_
Most of these graphics books/game books are outdated. plus I dont like following the cultural crap of UNITY GODOT OR unreal.
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kolkhis
Sounds about right SeemsGood
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KaleCotrell_
I aint trying too XD
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injust90
I have zero interest in DOS
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KaleCotrell_
Homebrew dos games ?
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KaleCotrell_
Or I could do n64
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KaleCotrell_
I like older stuff...
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kolkhis
I'm one step closer to having y office set up (I just bought a house in NC). Got my desk, but it's in pieces and I don't have a chair LUL
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takaxo1
sup sup
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takaxo1
new camera angle wow
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elcob32
DOS was open sourced recently right? That could be a fun thing to work in.
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KaleCotrell_
@elcob32 EXACTLY
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kolkhis
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT LUL
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KaleCotrell_
SUFFOCATING
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injust90
What compiler would you use? @KaleCotrell_ watcom?
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KaleCotrell_
@injust90 YEP
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injust90
Microsoft is owned by satan
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KaleCotrell_
I am using dosbox as of rn
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dmmulroy
kolkhis and i about to be running nc
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kolkhis
Hell yeah
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injust90
My friend literally wants to do the same project @KaleCotrell_
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Axolot2705
Not hotter than your mom
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injust90
You guys are some kind of different
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kolkhis
It's disgustingly hot. I came from the mountains in PA NotLikeThis
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dmmulroy
it's wee bit toasty atm
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KaleCotrell_
I just wanna try to learn 3d game engine programming the "hard" way so I have a better understanding XD
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elcob32
@injust90 Microsoft isn't owned by Satan, it's publicly traded. The board of directors does include the seven princes of Hell however.
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kolkhis
How could you squish Yoda
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kolkhis
Sociopath
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Axolot2705
Ohhh burrrn
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dmmulroy
it rained earlier and it might again so it might be cool enough to sit on the screened in porch tonight
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Axolot2705
Just like the carpet burn I gave to your mom
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Axolot2705
LOL
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Axolot2705
Got em
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dmmulroy
cool summer nights + 2 goldens + a gummy === peak late night coding conditions
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KaleCotrell_
lol
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kolkhis
I wanna screen in my porch. Gotta debug the porch Kappa
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dmmulroy
so worth it
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dmmulroy
my fave part of the house
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KaleCotrell_
3d engine in javascript??? lol jk
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dmmulroy
cause once summer is gone you can basically sit out there the rest of the year
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kolkhis
LUL
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takaxo1
dont you think every programmer is a frustaed/poor engineer
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Axolot2705
Chat is an illusion you have always been talking to yourself
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kolkhis
Yeah I came here in January and it was like 60 degrees
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takaxo1
we have no money for hardware so we do code
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kolkhis
Crazy
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Axolot2705
Didnt you get your meds today
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takaxo1
I'm the only real one, rest are my bots
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Axolot2705
@takaxo1 true
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KaleCotrell_
Yeah youre becoming schizophrenic
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KaleCotrell_
and losing your mind
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Axolot2705
dead chat theory
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dmmulroy
im only here b/c spiro's wife pays me to make him feel good about his stream
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takaxo1
who you talking to?
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takaxo1
you broke your matrix already
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Axolot2705
@dmmulroy shhhh
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KaleCotrell_
DANG'
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dmmulroy
GATORS BITCHES ALWAYS USE JIMMIES
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takaxo1
im building a super complex multimilionaire app thats going to get me rich
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Axolot2705
I am doing well man thanks but I gotta bounce. My internship starts tomorrow. Just wanted to check our unemployed, burnt out, unhinged programmer.
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takaxo1
everyone good news besides you brother
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takaxo1
looks like skill life gap
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spyrayias
LuL
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Owencodes
omg look who its not ur mom LUL
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takaxo1
to make you feel better I still havent heard about the .net job I had good hopes
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KaleCotrell_
@Owencodes good one
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Lafolie_
<ur>mom</ur>
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Owencodes
lol
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spyrayias
no shame in that
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dmmulroy
sharing is caring w/ the eskimo bros
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takaxo1
im not selfish its ok
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dmmulroy
dap it up boys
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KaleCotrell_
<mom> YOUR MOM IS MY MOM <mom>
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Owencodes
haha mulroy lol
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Owencodes
ur <mom> likes me lol
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dmmulroy
i only ssh tunnel your mom
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dmmulroy
backdoored her a time or two
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KaleCotrell_
<ur mom> IS MY MOM </ur mom src="YOUR MOM">
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takaxo1
I left my fingerprints there
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dmmulroy
urmom.js
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KaleCotrell_
LOL
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spyrayias
that's how i got hired
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Owencodes
ur <mom src="images/hot.png"> lol
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Lafolie_
HTML = Hyperdidyour Mom Language
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dmmulroy
X-rated Mom Language
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Owencodes
lol
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dmmulroy
chat might not have seen my tats but i know a special lady who has
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KaleCotrell_
Xxtreme MOMS THICC = xml
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spyrayias
will be a big library
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KaleCotrell_
LOL
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Owencodes
this is how broke devs program all day just get high on mom jokes lol
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Lafolie_
Why does she sound like Marge
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Owencodes
no wonder were not getting hired lol
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KaleCotrell_
pseudo code be like: urMom function_urmom { urMom_print("UR MOM") }
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Owencodes
LUL but ur mom cant ignore me lol
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dmmulroy
can i make a song request
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dmmulroy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
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dmmulroy
i unironically know every word
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dmmulroy
it would be my honor
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dmmulroy
to be your new step father
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dmmulroy
when im with your mutha
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dmmulroy
i neva use a rubba
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Owencodes
dont forgot the <mom> tag lol
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KaleCotrell_
<step father> I AM YOUR DAD <step dad>
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Owencodes
forget* lol
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dmmulroy
your mom liked the flowers i gave her
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dmmulroy
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTSJlODg83b/
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Owencodes
lol
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Owencodes
I followed u haha
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dmmulroy
thank u, ill be here all week
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KaleCotrell_
: UR MOM ." is my mom" ;
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olavostauros
mulroy as comedian? would probably starve in a week Kappa
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Owencodes
lol some days I dont eat cause food is so expensive :D
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dmmulroy
ive got something to eat every night if ya know what im sayin'
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olavostauros
I gotta eat so I grow bigger muscles
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KaleCotrell_
#include <urmom.h> int main_mom_function() { printf("MOMS"); }
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dmmulroy
okay im done lmao
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Owencodes
30 euros a week bearly lasts one person imagine feeding a family of moms lol
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Owencodes
yeah im done also lol
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spyrayias
Kappa
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olavostauros
yo Owen, u been working hard, u deserve that chicken breast
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Owencodes
aww thanks bud lol
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KaleCotrell_
Now that I think about it... it would be cursed to make a C-like language cause YOURMOMSCRIPT XD
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KaleCotrell_
called*
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Owencodes
all good bro no worries <3
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Owencodes
yeah it should be live soon still working on that editor issue :D
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Owencodes
thanks :)
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spyrayias
are u greek?
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KaleCotrell_
I might start streaming.
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Owencodes
yeah lol its ok just strange took a break from it for a bit ill get back to it
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spyrayias
yeah
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spyrayias
well im from cyprus
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olavostauros
Stauros is a Greek word
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KaleCotrell_
Linear algebra is S+ tier math
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spyrayias
kibris is the turkish
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spyrayias
haha
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spyrayias
kyprios yeah
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olavostauros
the fakest Greek yogurt ever
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spyrayias
I think i saw a short of yours
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RajarshiKhatua100
hi, melkey raided you
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olavostauros
nice shorts spiro
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RajarshiKhatua100
that's how i found
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spyrayias
LuL
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KaleCotrell_
I hacked the original super mario bros rom file and changed the graphics XD
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RajarshiKhatua100
i am good, greek interesting
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dmmulroy
what are you building this w/
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Owencodes
!lurk Will lurk for a bit might pass out :)
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SpirodonFL
Owencodes is here to kick back and relax! Leave them alone…
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dmmulroy
what are you using tech wise?
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ChotoTheBright
Fern raid ! a5tralDance a5tralDance a5tralDance a5tralDance
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Dazztee
Bye Bye
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MaxWattage
freshw11Vibing freshw11Vibing freshw11Vibing
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tjk113
why zig to c?
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Mistifyed
Absolute Madlad
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Owencodes
wait is that a 3 printer behind u :)
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Owencodes
3D*
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ChotoTheBright
Fern couldn't make it in, sonething was keeping her from typing in chat
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ChotoTheBright
I guess she isn't verified?
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ChotoTheBright
but she wanted to message that she was passing on her audience to you 8]
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MaxWattage
I <3 C++
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Owencodes
@ChotoTheBright I think shes still live by mistake :D
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Marco Siedentopf
yooo
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Marco Siedentopf
how are you doing
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KaleCotrell_
C is more relaxed.
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Marco Siedentopf
i'm getting quite far with the html stuff
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Owencodes
I learnt Java in college hated it lol
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Marco Siedentopf
got a pretty good outline of what i'm doing here
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Marco Siedentopf
i've already taken it to a crazy level
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Marco Siedentopf
at some point i realized: i'm kind of re-creating hyperscript in a sense
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MegBob
I need help on JB’s Shopify site. It’s a small design edit in the code that I don’t know how to adjust. Can you help me?????!!!!!!!!
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KaleCotrell_
I use more C then c++ if I use c++
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Marco Siedentopf
what's your idea of things? i've figured out how to work with data and even templating client side
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Marco Siedentopf
think: in react you'd do <provider><consumer></provider>
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dmmulroy
Good DX === unhandled promise rejections causing pager duty to wake you up at 2am
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KaleCotrell_
heck im gonna learn haskell just to see what I can make with it.
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tjk113
that makes sense
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tjk113
did you know C before zig
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Marco Siedentopf
i'm doing <consumer><data-dependency></consumer>, and i'm unrolling from the leafs to the spine, sort of decorating the spine.
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MaxWattage
I use C for a lot of real-time software embedded in hardware products.
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Marco Siedentopf
so data-dependency injects the data into <consumer>, then removes itself from the dom
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MaxWattage
It's great for talking to hardware and for speed
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Spiro Floropoulos
@MegBob spirodonfl@gmail.com
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MegBob
Yay thank you!!
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Marco Siedentopf
when all children are gone, consumer got all dependencies and renders itself
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KaleCotrell_
I personally like the D language cause its like C++ but less bloated
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RajarshiKhatua100
@KaleCotrell_ r u joking or it's a real lang
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KaleCotrell_
@RajarshiKhatua100 Its a real language and its nice
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RajarshiKhatua100
@KaleCotrell_ wut
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KaleCotrell_
@RajarshiKhatua100 https://dlang.org/
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KaleCotrell_
LOL
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JoDim___
hi
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JoDim___
good good, super busy but still alive
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Marco Siedentopf
i've done that today actually, when tinkering with html-streaming
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MaxWattage
I gave up work to look after my elderly parents, but when I'm not doing their cooking etc, then I'm writing a computer game. I reckon I can survive for another year before I run out of money, so the clock is ticking.
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Marco Siedentopf
the image embedding
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KaleCotrell_
@MaxWattage thats crazy
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MaxWattage
<3
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hungryhungryhippo
I see laravel, I follow
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Marco Siedentopf
by embedding the image data inside the html stream, i can optimize the first-load/shell.
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hungryhungryhippo
I'm still waiting for laravel popularity to take off in US jobs one day hopefully
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Owencodes
id love some EU laravel jobs :)
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JoDim___
wait, how crazy is the market now to leave this man unemployed?
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Owencodes
too many mom jokes LUL
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hungryhungryhippo
The market is absolutely terrible
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Marco Siedentopf
well, 2am, i burnt the midnight oil already
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Marco Siedentopf
gn8
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Owencodes
Im right there with yeah spiro I dought my self too much but ik my worth :D
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JoDim___
realizing that you have flaws make you a good programmer
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Owencodes
cant even get in the door
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RajarshiKhatua100
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
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RajarshiKhatua100
see it's not a mom joke
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takaxo1
you can run doom inside that image link
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Owencodes
aye awesome bro <3
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Owencodes
thanks
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Owencodes
nah id rather work my way up
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MaxWattage
There is no such thing as job security. The best security is having portable skills so you can work for lots of different companies. (I've worked as a freelance consultant for years)
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Owencodes
in one company
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hungryhungryhippo
@Owencodes Same here, even finished my bachelor's degree hoping it'd help, but graduated right when all the layoffs happened and never had any luck peepoSad
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KaleCotrell_
I have a book on computer architecture... its difficult
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Owencodes
@hungryhungryhippo crazy
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LaughinPanda
You'd understand stand it better if you didn't spend so much time personally extruding microplastics in the office supply closet.
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Owencodes
so many people from my diploma course are learning django web framework for python projects and its kind of funny cause they are all making the same projects from copying the courses videos and not getting hired lol
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Owencodes
nice one
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LaughinPanda
I'm good. Been here for a bit
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Owencodes
yup
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RajarshiKhatua100
python and javascript, get a job and buy a lambo
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Owencodes
lol Raj I did both never got job LUL
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RajarshiKhatua100
that's what everyone tells you which is a lie
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hungryhungryhippo
Kinda seems like it's just networking and a lot of luck. I've seen some really skilled people have problem finding jobs, and others who can barely make a basic crud website get a job cause they have a lot of charisma and are good talkers
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Owencodes
LUL the ads will buy you a coffee for ur mom
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Owencodes
@hungryhungryhippo thats me lol
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Owencodes
I can make basic crud stuff
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RajarshiKhatua100
I think you guys should stop learning languages and start learning programming already. -tsoding
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hungryhungryhippo
@Owencodes Just gotta rizz up some of the recruiters then lol
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JoDim___
tbh I got so sick of this market situation that I'm switching job
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Owencodes
LUL
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Owencodes
@hungryhungryhippo lol so many recruiters message me on linked in and never get back to me lol
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Lafolie_
I gotta go, catch you next time <3
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hungryhungryhippo
@Owencodes I wouldn't know how to handle it, I am the anti-rizz, I'm not great at being social
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Owencodes
I would of done a wood working trade if I had another option or metal working
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MaxWattage
So, tells us about this game of yours, and why it is going to be so awesome
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JoDim___
I opened a bakery and it seems that it's going well
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MaxWattage
No worries
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Owencodes
@JoDim___ I worked in a bakery before lol never again haha
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JoDim___
@Owencodes well I owned the bakery so I guess it might be better haha
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Owencodes
lol
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neptune102
This market as a new grad is seriously making me want to blow my brain
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Owencodes
I hope so man Im on the edge of glory :D
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MaxWattage
nice
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MaxWattage
I get that. I grew up with a machine with 32K of RAM that ran at 4MHz.
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RajarshiKhatua100
games always try to break a limitation, gamedev🫡
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Owencodes
cool man
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neptune102
This game sounds dope
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KaleCotrell_
I got into programming because of minecraft XDD I learned java just for that
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RajarshiKhatua100
i got into programming because of the app tasker lol
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KaleCotrell_
@RajarshiKhatua100 nice
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KaleCotrell_
I dont program in Java anymore cause I see the bloat lol... and I dont really wanna use that language again
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KaleCotrell_
But it taught me a lot
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RajarshiKhatua100
@KaleCotrell_ kotlin trying to solve it
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tjk113
when i first learned how to build websites, i thought "man, that was a lot of work... surely the web frameworks make that easier." turns out, they just make it hard in a different way 😐
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KaleCotrell_
lol
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tjk113
i only write vanilla js... i dont want to get too comfortable lmao
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KaleCotrell_
my first time programming opengl with java was Alien... I was like how does this API render so much lol. Now I know a bit more about graphics and the math behind it
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KaleCotrell_
@tjk113 tbh now I might use javascript to make a custom engine kinda like tsoding is with typescript
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tjk113
i thought i'd learn ts to avoid js lunacy, but it just looks like a whole other world of headache...
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tjk113
@KaleCotrell_ game engine?
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sleepymushroom1906
html?
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sleepymushroom1906
what are you making?
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KaleCotrell_
@tjk113 yea maybe
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tjk113
@KaleCotrell_ that's cool. do you have a game idea already?
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Owencodes
hes making ur <mom> LUL
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sleepymushroom1906
Oh how did you lose your job?
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sleepymushroom1906
NDA?
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KaleCotrell_
@tjk113 tbh no. lol but I might make a fully custom basic polygon renderer first then make an idea
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KaleCotrell_
@Owencodes YES HOWD U KNOW
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tjk113
i've never seen someone type out lorem ipsum lol. i guess someone had to have at some point...
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Owencodes
lol
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Owencodes
@KaleCotrell_ LUL
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tjk113
@KaleCotrell_ that'd be cool
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Owencodes
to me performance issues is crazy in programming I feel like from my opinion theres only so much you can do to solve an issue unless your working on a complex project from scratch
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hungryhungryhippo
@Owencodes Any time I hear performance issues, I always think they probably are just trying ways to increase budget so they can still get their bonuses
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LaughinPanda
Like bumper cars yeah, but a carousel... boring.
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Owencodes
yeah but I just mean in general If you get me @hungryhungryhippo cause like you could be someone whos still learning for example and get stuck on an issue for days and not be able to solve it would that be considered " a preformance issue "
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Owencodes
for example like me*
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RajarshiKhatua100
you can do this way, it looks good in mobile https://gallery.archcraft.io/
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hungryhungryhippo
@Owencodes Oh yeah I understand what you're talking about. I think they all expect 10x developers and don't realize what seems like a simple bug could actually cost you hours or days
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RajarshiKhatua100
web is a mess, even web dev agree with it
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Owencodes
@hungryhungryhippo yeah for sure
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hungryhungryhippo
I enjoy all programming except web lol
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hungryhungryhippo
All the tech I love isn't popular, all the tech that is popular I hate
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wilderhives
the accessibility niche is going to balloon
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JoDim___
I don't know why they keep making things complicated on the web for no reason
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wilderhives
new ADA law requires more compliance. Most devs I know don't know a thing about accessibility basics
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hungryhungryhippo
It hurts me when people make those fancy 3d websites that use scrolling for animations, the accessibility is almost non-existant
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hungryhungryhippo
I miss the early days of web dev when it was more static and SSR sites, and we didn't rely on javascript so much except maybe some jquery. I hate everything being SPAs and javascript heavy
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wilderhives
exactly. A lot of times SEO and accessibility are at odds
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neptune102
And now every developer needs to to learn multiple frameworks so they can even enter into the industry,
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hungryhungryhippo
You may have the data, but nobody wants to listen cause new and shiny > old and reliable
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neptune102
So now everyone thinks that what college is teaching is useless because they feel like the schools should focus on teaching frameworks instead of theory
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Owencodes
@neptune102 thats the nice think about laravel you can eventually learn react or vue and php as the backend and still understand how the other framworks work on the frontend like how twitch is laravel + react build
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Owencodes
*thing
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Owencodes
by using vue or react as the frontend*
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hungryhungryhippo
It's funny how we're just coming back full circle to SSR now when it's been around forever LUL
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Owencodes
LUL
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hungryhungryhippo
@Owencodes Are you talking about using inertia?
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Owencodes
@hungryhungryhippo yup ill be learning that pretty soon
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hungryhungryhippo
@Owencodes I've only dabbled with it but it was pretty nice. Only issue I ran into was some libraries aren't really designed with it in mind. I tried to use the Vue version of Charka UI and it relies on the vue router, so it didn't work with Inertia.
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hungryhungryhippo
Although the react version worked fine
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Owencodes
I might even convert my personal site from regular laravel blade files to inertiajs using vue to render the frontend
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Owencodes
LUL but why dad lol
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Owencodes
love me haha
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hicaro____
It is really hard for a developer who just started programming few years ago because they think React is the only way of creating a website because that's the web development world nowadays, you're view is pretty limited
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hungryhungryhippo
At least it's vue and not react?
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hicaro____
Your view*
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Owencodes
@hungryhungryhippo lol
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hicaro____
Helloooo, awesome to see you as well
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hicaro____
I hope you doing great
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hicaro____
How is everyone doing??
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hungryhungryhippo
I was lucky enough to have started web dev when Netscape was still around, so I didn't fall for the SPA for everything trap
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Owencodes
hug me dad LUL
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Quadrinomical
howdy howdy
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hungryhungryhippo
34 way off
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hungryhungryhippo
I got started early
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RajarshiKhatua100
lol I'm 20
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Owencodes
im 28 lol
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neptune102
Doesn't react components make your websites slower since you can get times where components are rendering multiple times for new apparent reason
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Owencodes
damn raj so young
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hicaro____
I am 20 as well
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Owencodes
I wana be 20 again lol
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rorts
I have band t-shirts older than some of you. also get off my lawn
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hicaro____
Dad, have you forgot my age?
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Owencodes
stay young kids
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hungryhungryhippo
Unfortunately I worked as a wordpress dev after highschool so I stopped programming for years cause early php traumatized me.
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MaxWattage
I'm 53 👴
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hicaro____
:(
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Owencodes
lol hicaro
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Quadrinomical
Imagine, some people get it all to work slower without even thinking about it
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Owencodes
@MaxWattage 53 and young ;)
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Owencodes
or 53 years young haha
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hungryhungryhippo
How about how React 19's change to Suspense almost broke tons of websites
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MaxWattage
I'm literally older than the WWW 😆
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neptune102
I remember trying to make a table to render some data and every time the website refreshes or new data is added the table renders 3 times in a row
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hungryhungryhippo
I've tried it, php now is almost uncomparable now and is decent
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RajarshiKhatua100
i didn't forget the trauma of angular
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neptune102
I remember the problem came from the library I used for the react table
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RajarshiKhatua100
lol angular 2
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hungryhungryhippo
I think angular now is actually kinda ok
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RajarshiKhatua100
just like python 2
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JoDim___
that's a Goggle classic move
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hungryhungryhippo
Redux was written by Satan himself
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RajarshiKhatua100
i have to go, see you guys later
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neptune102
didn't google say they were google going to stop giving angular long term support
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Owencodes
LUL
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Quadrinomical
Death makes you roll a 1d100 every morning?
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Owencodes
sounds like a sims game lol
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MaxWattage
😆
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hungryhungryhippo
That's how I feel about react in general
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MaxWattage
It's true
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Owencodes
im 28 and greying already lol
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hungryhungryhippo
Once I hit 30 it was all down hill
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hungryhungryhippo
40 I'll be dead at this rate
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hungryhungryhippo
I pulled a muscle in my back a week ago WASHING MY HANDS
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JoDim___
I still have 10 years then
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hungryhungryhippo
How does that even happen?!
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MaxWattage
After 40, it's like being an old gunslinger, where every day a new younger dev tries their luck at taking your job.
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Owencodes
if I make it to 40 well hang out some time spiro lol
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hungryhungryhippo
It's all about who will do it cheaper
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Owencodes
I succeeded with ur <mom> lol
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MaxWattage
There are plenty more fish in the sea, and companies to work for. Don't let it get you down, just move-on quickly.
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Owencodes
:)
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neptune102
sounds like they were just trying to replace you with cheap labor
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JoDim___
wait, they replaced you with a react team?
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hungryhungryhippo
Shooting themselves in the foot if they're switching to react team
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Owencodes
you should file a complaint saying they lied lol
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hungryhungryhippo
I gave up on the job market as it is, planning on starting my own business instead
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JoDim___
well I don't know the company or the team, but it looks like a stupid decision
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MaxWattage
Pro-tip, don't take someone-else's poor management decision as a personal inditement.
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MaxWattage
*indictment
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Owencodes
me too I already have a start up :)
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hungryhungryhippo
I live in an area that is very barren when it comes to tech, so lots of small businesses that have no website or use facebook pages. Almost no competition locally
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hungryhungryhippo
Cheap wordpress websites using existing templates
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neptune102
A little off topic but fuck solidity, why is it that I can only make one constructor for a clas
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tjk113
i found wordpress v cumbersome to work with after just doing html/css/js sites
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neptune102
A programming language to make web3 apps
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hungryhungryhippo
Custom themes is a pain, but if you just pay for a $10 template then all you have to do is set it up
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neptune102
Im just doing this to open some side income opportunities
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neptune102
since I know alot of people are eager for this stuff
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hungryhungryhippo
ads getting on my nerves lol
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hungryhungryhippo
Also one of the few laravel streamers I've found
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hungryhungryhippo
I like it almost as much as rails
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hungryhungryhippo
It's pretty much the same
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hungryhungryhippo
I think rails, laravel, and elixir / phoenix have been my top 3
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hungryhungryhippo
Yeah it's a champ, definitely deserves to be a lot more popular than it is
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hicaro____
Spiroo, do you have a discord server?
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hungryhungryhippo
^
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SpirodonFL
Join our discord and get inspired! https://discord.gg/7ZrQHjUsJ4
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hungryhungryhippo
Looks like it works
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hungryhungryhippo
I tend to be around a lot since no job
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hungryhungryhippo
Successfully derailed
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hicaro____
It does work, thank youu
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tjk113
maybe i should be afraid to ask, but what does rawdogging a *flight* entail? 😳
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tjk113
allowed lmao
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tjk113
wtf haha
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tjk113
never heard the term in those contexts
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dmmulroy
there's only one thing im raw dogging
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hungryhungryhippo
Rawdogging a date definitely had a different meaning in my circle 😂
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tjk113
haha
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hungryhungryhippo
I'd die on the inside from the awkward silence
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s9tpepper_
was good, doing more DSA learning :)
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s9tpepper_
... LUL
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s9tpepper_
have to raid and run ...
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SpirodonFL
s9tpepper_ is here to kick back and relax! Leave them alone…
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s9tpepper_
!lurk
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PureAmbrosia
ASMRing again?
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PureAmbrosia
Just hanging out trying to prep for tomorrow.
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PureAmbrosia
Monday
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Owencodes
dont forget your famous jokes :D
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PureAmbrosia
LUL
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PureAmbrosia
Work+court+doctors appointment
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PureAmbrosia
Tomorrow is a busy day.
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Owencodes
hey spiro if you like moms so much why not 3D print one haha LUL
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chuggingCoffee
spirod1Hat
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DiscretePython
primeagenClap1 primeagenClap2
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Owencodes
lol
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PureAmbrosia
Court is to determine if my mom needs to be on court ordered medication (she does) and doctors appointment is a pregnancy check-up.
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Owencodes
had to bro just thought of that one lol
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Owencodes
LUL
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hungryhungryhippo
@Owencodes I feel like I know you from somewhere
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hungryhungryhippo
That or I'm going insane
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Owencodes
@PureAmbrosia hope things work out
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Owencodes
@hungryhungryhippo im in a few strims
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PureAmbrosia
It's a lot and everything will be fine.
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PureAmbrosia
Thank you! 😊
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PureAmbrosia
It is.
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DiscretePython
Just don't let the baby use Windows
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Owencodes
@hungryhungryhippo im around a bit on twitch also could be that lol
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hungryhungryhippo
@Owencodes I knew it had to be twitch, can't remember which ones though
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Manadono
owencodes, fancy seeing you about this space at this houer
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tjk113
arch baby
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Owencodes
@hungryhungryhippo lo
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PureAmbrosia
Oh yeah. I am more the halfway through my pregnancy
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Owencodes
@Manadono
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chuggingCoffee
Hello hello. Been crazy sick for a few days but now on the upswing. Hope you put the 317,000 page keyword list from the other day behind a paywall and retired
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Owencodes
same to u lo
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PureAmbrosia
It's a little like torture right now.
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hungryhungryhippo
Make all the keywords 1pt font and white on white background in the resume
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hungryhungryhippo
Yes lol
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hungryhungryhippo
Have you tested it yet?
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Owencodes
@PureAmbrosia I hope you have a cool baby programmer :D
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Owencodes
NotLikeThis LUL
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hungryhungryhippo
I remember reading some blog post where someone put the word "unicorn" in almost every bullet point on their resume, and they got like 50% more interviews
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Owencodes
lol
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PureAmbrosia
@owencodes I wouldn't be surprised. I am working my way into development at my job and his dad is a database administrator. I am leaning they would go into tech.
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tjk113
whats happening
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Owencodes
@PureAmbrosia SeemsGood
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hungryhungryhippo
@tjk113 He made a resume with a ton of keywords to beat ATS
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tjk113
lol
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chuggingCoffee
It's like 3,000x more ridiculous when it's read out loud. Haha
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Owencodes
dreamweaver LUL
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tjk113
not YACC 😅
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hungryhungryhippo
DEEZ why lmao
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tjk113
PSCAL???
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Manadono
what's ligma?
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hungryhungryhippo
gasmer lmao
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PureAmbrosia
Gotta love ATS craziness.
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tjk113
bro just hide a reverse shell in there at this point like
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KaleCotrell_
@Manadono its what I did to ur mom
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Manadono
KEKW
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hungryhungryhippo
gasmer, nutshell, deez, this resume is gonna get some weird results
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tjk113
bonzi buddy lmfao
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hungryhungryhippo
Christ I just noticed the scroll bar, not even 1/2 way through
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tjk113
HAHA there it is
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Manadono
YOU DOn'T KNOW WHAT KRITA IS?! unfollowed, unsubbed, subreddit revoked Kappa
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hungryhungryhippo
fraps! wow that takes me back
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Manadono
cappuchinos LUL
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PureAmbrosia
Oh, we got a rap going on now.
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hungryhungryhippo
This needs to be remixed as a rap
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PureAmbrosia
DDR for the win.
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hungryhungryhippo
@PureAmbrosia seems we're on the same page haha
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tjk113
how many BASES
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PureAmbrosia
Someone on PC needs to clip this.
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tjk113
bro no base64??
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KaleCotrell_
TSODING XDDD
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hungryhungryhippo
forklifts what
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sweezyman
no cat6 experience, unfortunately we've decided to go with another candidate
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chuggingCoffee
@sweezyman LUL
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DiscretePython
Noo Kinesis
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ChronxDev
kinesis as in the keyboard? you had it correct originally
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PureAmbrosia
Ah, actionscript. Fun times.
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ChronxDev
ethereum*
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Manadono
phyzbuzz?
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chuggingCoffee
synergy in the houseeeee
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hungryhungryhippo
I'm hearing this to the tune of the pokemon pokerap for some reason
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tjk113
there were two dart too.
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tjk113
HAHA
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chuggingCoffee
LUL
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KaleCotrell_
OHIO XD
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PureAmbrosia
Oh lordy... second life.
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tjk113
grub devs wanted
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PureAmbrosia
@hungryhungryhippo pokerap sounded about right.
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kapitanluffy
wtf is happening
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KaleCotrell_
My brain hurts ._>
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hungryhungryhippo
a mental breakdown I think
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DiscretePython
It's impressive
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tjk113
code code
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kapitanluffy
is this your password?
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jenchampagne
solid strategy overwhelming the interviewer with infinite buzzwords, it'll basically be a fillibuster. sorry to hear about the unemployment spirod1Hug
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chuggingCoffee
ilu2bb is i love you too, baby LUL
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sweezyman
sorry didn't catch all that, can you run it back?
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hungryhungryhippo
Now recite it from memory
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KaleCotrell_
XD
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tjk113
llm defeated
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chuggingCoffee
This should be pulled up every couple months just to remember the historic moment
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KaleCotrell_
LOL
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kapitanluffy
you can do this spiro! got unemployed too early this year :D
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kapitanluffy
bypassing ATS smh haha
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KaleCotrell_
LOOKS LIKE AN NES ROM NOW OF WORDS
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hungryhungryhippo
Imagine you left it formatted like that and they go to print it out without reading it first. Gonna destroy their printer LUL
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takaxo1
yo can you help me later with my mvp? (you're in public act cool)
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tjk113
lmao hype train
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hungryhungryhippo
Gotta go on fiverr and pay someone to remix that rap
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tjk113
there were two darts in there btw
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tjk113
bc you changed dark to dart
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sweezyman
your mom was also mentioned twice
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sweezyman
true
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hungryhungryhippo
Did you have perl in there?
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sweezyman
never been, thx, just scrolled the software category
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tjk113
was ALGOL60 in there?
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chuggingCoffee
LUL
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tjk113
algol58 too ig
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sweezyman
it was one hell of a ride
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hungryhungryhippo
That should be the twitch channel intro video, just you reciting that entire thing
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tjk113
old programming lang from fortran era
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tjk113
well, before it
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tjk113
dope was fine there
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hungryhungryhippo
Oh that too, I was talking about those videos people have that introduce newcomers to what the channel is about
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hungryhungryhippo
What is this channel about? *spews 10 minutes of keywords*
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chuggingCoffee
erlang?
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tjk113
elixer too?
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tjk113
ah
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sweezyman
i heard recruiters are looking for men in finance, trust fund, blue eyes
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tjk113
is base64 just not in there?
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tjk113
after base16? lol
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eiko_kuroko
same, sweezy
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eiko_kuroko
6'5, blue eyes
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tjk113
how long has this been in the works?
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hungryhungryhippo
throw "handsome" in there while you're at it
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tjk113
The C Programming Language 2nd Edition
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sweezyman
i assume jquery is in there somewhere?
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IfrahimA
!commands
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SpirodonFL
!gamerepo !discord !youtube !project !editor !keyboard !cursedrepo
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hungryhungryhippo
Jenkins
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eiko_kuroko
add some Brutus and caesar in there for good measure
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chuggingCoffee
pretty sure someone said coffeescript and it wasn't actually me
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tjk113
HAHA
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tjk113
just in case
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IfrahimA
Outside question, why are you unemployed, did you get laid off?
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hungryhungryhippo
I love the not a chinese spy
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IfrahimA
Are you trying to get back into it?
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IfrahimA
Laravel is pretty old tho
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hungryhungryhippo
And this resume is the key
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hungryhungryhippo
Java's old too but that's still used a lot. Laravel just doesn't seem to be very popular over here
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kapitanluffy
speaking of old. cobol, anyone?
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hungryhungryhippo
They're making the mistake of hiring for specific tech instead of just hiring good developers
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IfrahimA
You should transition into react and vue. Thats what I guess is in demand for modern apps.
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hungryhungryhippo
Seems like it happens a lot, people hiring React developers instead of just going for software devs in general
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Melkey
@hungryhungryhippo lmao no way
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hungryhungryhippo
Haven't seen you around in a minute @Melkey
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Melkey
ya
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IfrahimA
why exactly are you opposed to react?
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kapitanluffy
melkey 👋
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tjk113
even tho i have a similar philosophy to you ab software, im not doing myself any favors in the way of finding a job this way lol
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IfrahimA
your are entitled to your own opinion, but it would be interested to see.
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Melkey
@kapitanluffy hey :)
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chuggingCoffee
Since the beginning of *time
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chuggingCoffee
KappaRoss
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IfrahimA
I would love to see the Spirodon Framework, and see your approach.
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hungryhungryhippo
We don't need more frameworks: https://devs.lol/uploads/2021/11/meme-dev-humor-every-day-there-is-a-new-javascript-framework-86.jpg
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kapitanluffy
something like https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode ? lol
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hungryhungryhippo
@kapitanluffy 4k issues and 464 PRs lmao
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IfrahimA
You gotta think like a business though, they care about time, money, and efficiency.
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IfrahimA
I gotta get going, but it was nice to hear your opinion.
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chuggingCoffee
See ya @IfrahimA
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Imperious
hey bud don't drive yourself down to hard
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Imperious
notice how we work tomorrow Alice is on vacation
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Imperious
this is bullshit
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hungryhungryhippo
Eww youtubers
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Imperious
Hes on all the time, the luster is a lil.lost on that show the girls are just so dumb lol
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Imperious
we should have Alice go on whatever
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Imperious
she would just get all vicious and wanna play metal music
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RexSucksAtStuff
Hi
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PureAmbrosia
Full goth is fun.
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Imperious
make a character for me in ur game
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RexSucksAtStuff
Good just on a short vacation heddin back tomorrow
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RexSucksAtStuff
Then it's just work
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RexSucksAtStuff
Thanks
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Imperious
So is the wife working? or are you getting destroyed 247
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RexSucksAtStuff
What are you doing on today's stream
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RexSucksAtStuff
Cool that's sounds fun
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PureAmbrosia
Missed the ATS rap.
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Imperious
well any1 that deals with u does
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Imperious
:face-green-smiling:
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Imperious
omega chad would hack the bank lol
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PureAmbrosia
Or would you call it the keyword rap.
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Imperious
And just say we'll I'm good looking so it's all good
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Imperious
It does trust me just
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Imperious
juries like attractive ppl
I
Imperious
Red Pill for the day
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Imperious
yep after i take a shit and say greeks eat balls go fuck yourself nerd ttyl
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shreyassanthu
Heyyy jobless person
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shreyassanthu
I am good and I am getting sleep
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shreyassanthu
how are you
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shreyassanthu
Holy shit that's sooo many wierd variables
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shreyassanthu
if you want to make it customisable make them into smaller components
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shreyassanthu
instead of just a billion global variables
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shreyassanthu
maybe you should use open props or something like that
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shreyassanthu
This is a template if I understand correctly right?
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shreyassanthu
Oh god it's been soo long since I heard the word "webmaster"
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shreyassanthu
Line height??
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shreyassanthu
ngl this is bad css
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shreyassanthu
Using soo much padding for spacing is bad idea
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shreyassanthu
yeah
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shreyassanthu
OMG float ???!!!!
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shreyassanthu
that's the wrong use of floats
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shreyassanthu
float is for floating text around images