Spiro Floropoulos | Algora TV

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dmmulroy first

olavostauros HeyGuys

dmmulroy I do have a lot of tattoos

dmmulroy lol

dmmulroy Nah, I appreciate the kind words <3

dmmulroy i have a tear drop for every time i've taken down prod

elcob32 I just have one for each time I have accidentally deleted a production database

dmmulroy Only my first two tattoos have any sort of meaning

KaleCotrell_ Sup.

dmmulroy Everything else is b/c I wanted them and loved the artists art

elcob32 If I had one tattoo for every language I have worked in, I'd be covered in ink.

dmmulroy https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd9NHO4O_Lo/?img_index=1

dmmulroy That whole sleeve === 0 meaning

dmmulroy ive been trying to find motivation to do some coding all day

dmmulroy ended up napping and then getting thai food

Justin Henley :pride-flower-rainbow-heart:

KaleCotrell_ I forgot I had a book on 3d graphics programming/ game engine. I might make a 3d engine for it XD

KaleCotrell_ for MSDOS

kolkhis Ayoooo

KaleCotrell_ XDDD

injust90 Hello

kolkhis Hot and tired. How are you?

injust90 My friend wants to make a game engine in DOS too

KaleCotrell_ Most of these graphics books/game books are outdated. plus I dont like following the cultural crap of UNITY GODOT OR unreal.

kolkhis Sounds about right SeemsGood

KaleCotrell_ I aint trying too XD

injust90 I have zero interest in DOS

KaleCotrell_ Homebrew dos games ?

KaleCotrell_ Or I could do n64

KaleCotrell_ I like older stuff...

kolkhis I'm one step closer to having y office set up (I just bought a house in NC). Got my desk, but it's in pieces and I don't have a chair LUL

takaxo1 sup sup

takaxo1 new camera angle wow

elcob32 DOS was open sourced recently right? That could be a fun thing to work in.

KaleCotrell_ @elcob32 EXACTLY

kolkhis THIS IS MY LAST RESORT LUL

KaleCotrell_ SUFFOCATING

injust90 What compiler would you use? @KaleCotrell_ watcom?

KaleCotrell_ @injust90 YEP

injust90 Microsoft is owned by satan

KaleCotrell_ I am using dosbox as of rn

dmmulroy kolkhis and i about to be running nc

kolkhis Hell yeah

injust90 My friend literally wants to do the same project @KaleCotrell_

Axolot2705 Not hotter than your mom

injust90 You guys are some kind of different

kolkhis It's disgustingly hot. I came from the mountains in PA NotLikeThis

dmmulroy it's wee bit toasty atm

KaleCotrell_ I just wanna try to learn 3d game engine programming the "hard" way so I have a better understanding XD

elcob32 @injust90 Microsoft isn't owned by Satan, it's publicly traded. The board of directors does include the seven princes of Hell however.

kolkhis How could you squish Yoda

kolkhis Sociopath

Axolot2705 Ohhh burrrn

dmmulroy it rained earlier and it might again so it might be cool enough to sit on the screened in porch tonight

Axolot2705 Just like the carpet burn I gave to your mom

Axolot2705 LOL

Axolot2705 Got em

dmmulroy cool summer nights + 2 goldens + a gummy === peak late night coding conditions

KaleCotrell_ lol

kolkhis I wanna screen in my porch. Gotta debug the porch Kappa

dmmulroy so worth it

dmmulroy my fave part of the house

KaleCotrell_ 3d engine in javascript??? lol jk

dmmulroy cause once summer is gone you can basically sit out there the rest of the year

kolkhis LUL

takaxo1 dont you think every programmer is a frustaed/poor engineer

Axolot2705 Chat is an illusion you have always been talking to yourself

kolkhis Yeah I came here in January and it was like 60 degrees

takaxo1 we have no money for hardware so we do code

kolkhis Crazy

Axolot2705 Didnt you get your meds today

takaxo1 I'm the only real one, rest are my bots

Axolot2705 @takaxo1 true

KaleCotrell_ Yeah youre becoming schizophrenic

KaleCotrell_ and losing your mind

Axolot2705 dead chat theory

dmmulroy im only here b/c spiro's wife pays me to make him feel good about his stream

takaxo1 who you talking to?

takaxo1 you broke your matrix already

Axolot2705 @dmmulroy shhhh

KaleCotrell_ DANG'

dmmulroy GATORS BITCHES ALWAYS USE JIMMIES

takaxo1 im building a super complex multimilionaire app thats going to get me rich

Axolot2705 I am doing well man thanks but I gotta bounce. My internship starts tomorrow. Just wanted to check our unemployed, burnt out, unhinged programmer.

takaxo1 everyone good news besides you brother

takaxo1 looks like skill life gap

spyrayias LuL

Owencodes omg look who its not ur mom LUL

takaxo1 to make you feel better I still havent heard about the .net job I had good hopes

KaleCotrell_ @Owencodes good one

Lafolie_ <ur>mom</ur>

Owencodes lol

spyrayias no shame in that

dmmulroy sharing is caring w/ the eskimo bros

takaxo1 im not selfish its ok

dmmulroy dap it up boys

KaleCotrell_ <mom> YOUR MOM IS MY MOM <mom>

Owencodes haha mulroy lol

Owencodes ur <mom> likes me lol

dmmulroy i only ssh tunnel your mom

dmmulroy backdoored her a time or two

KaleCotrell_ <ur mom> IS MY MOM </ur mom src="YOUR MOM">

takaxo1 I left my fingerprints there

dmmulroy urmom.js

KaleCotrell_ LOL

spyrayias that's how i got hired

Owencodes ur <mom src="images/hot.png"> lol

Lafolie_ HTML = Hyperdidyour Mom Language

dmmulroy X-rated Mom Language

Owencodes lol

dmmulroy chat might not have seen my tats but i know a special lady who has

KaleCotrell_ Xxtreme MOMS THICC = xml

spyrayias will be a big library

KaleCotrell_ LOL

Owencodes this is how broke devs program all day just get high on mom jokes lol

Lafolie_ Why does she sound like Marge

Owencodes no wonder were not getting hired lol

KaleCotrell_ pseudo code be like: urMom function_urmom { urMom_print("UR MOM") }

Owencodes LUL but ur mom cant ignore me lol

dmmulroy can i make a song request

dmmulroy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

dmmulroy i unironically know every word

dmmulroy it would be my honor

dmmulroy to be your new step father

dmmulroy when im with your mutha

dmmulroy i neva use a rubba

Owencodes dont forgot the <mom> tag lol

KaleCotrell_ <step father> I AM YOUR DAD <step dad>

Owencodes forget* lol

dmmulroy your mom liked the flowers i gave her

dmmulroy https://www.instagram.com/p/CTSJlODg83b/

Owencodes lol

Owencodes I followed u haha

dmmulroy thank u, ill be here all week

KaleCotrell_ : UR MOM ." is my mom" ;

olavostauros mulroy as comedian? would probably starve in a week Kappa

Owencodes lol some days I dont eat cause food is so expensive :D

dmmulroy ive got something to eat every night if ya know what im sayin'

olavostauros I gotta eat so I grow bigger muscles

KaleCotrell_ #include <urmom.h> int main_mom_function() { printf("MOMS"); }

dmmulroy okay im done lmao

Owencodes 30 euros a week bearly lasts one person imagine feeding a family of moms lol

Owencodes yeah im done also lol

spyrayias Kappa

olavostauros yo Owen, u been working hard, u deserve that chicken breast

Owencodes aww thanks bud lol

KaleCotrell_ Now that I think about it... it would be cursed to make a C-like language cause YOURMOMSCRIPT XD

KaleCotrell_ called*

Owencodes all good bro no worries <3

Owencodes yeah it should be live soon still working on that editor issue :D

Owencodes thanks :)

spyrayias are u greek?

KaleCotrell_ I might start streaming.

Owencodes yeah lol its ok just strange took a break from it for a bit ill get back to it

spyrayias yeah

spyrayias well im from cyprus

olavostauros Stauros is a Greek word

KaleCotrell_ Linear algebra is S+ tier math

spyrayias kibris is the turkish

spyrayias haha

spyrayias kyprios yeah

olavostauros the fakest Greek yogurt ever

spyrayias I think i saw a short of yours

RajarshiKhatua100 hi, melkey raided you

olavostauros nice shorts spiro

RajarshiKhatua100 that's how i found

spyrayias LuL

KaleCotrell_ I hacked the original super mario bros rom file and changed the graphics XD

RajarshiKhatua100 i am good, greek interesting

dmmulroy what are you building this w/

Owencodes !lurk Will lurk for a bit might pass out :)

SpirodonFL Owencodes is here to kick back and relax! Leave them alone…

dmmulroy what are you using tech wise?

ChotoTheBright Fern raid ! a5tralDance a5tralDance a5tralDance a5tralDance

Dazztee Bye Bye

MaxWattage freshw11Vibing freshw11Vibing freshw11Vibing

tjk113 why zig to c?

Mistifyed Absolute Madlad

Owencodes wait is that a 3 printer behind u :)

Owencodes 3D*

ChotoTheBright Fern couldn't make it in, sonething was keeping her from typing in chat

ChotoTheBright I guess she isn't verified?

ChotoTheBright but she wanted to message that she was passing on her audience to you 8]

MaxWattage I <3 C++

Owencodes @ChotoTheBright I think shes still live by mistake :D

Marco Siedentopf yooo

Marco Siedentopf how are you doing

KaleCotrell_ C is more relaxed.

Marco Siedentopf i'm getting quite far with the html stuff

Owencodes I learnt Java in college hated it lol

Marco Siedentopf got a pretty good outline of what i'm doing here

Marco Siedentopf i've already taken it to a crazy level

Marco Siedentopf at some point i realized: i'm kind of re-creating hyperscript in a sense

MegBob I need help on JB’s Shopify site. It’s a small design edit in the code that I don’t know how to adjust. Can you help me?????!!!!!!!!

KaleCotrell_ I use more C then c++ if I use c++

Marco Siedentopf what's your idea of things? i've figured out how to work with data and even templating client side

Marco Siedentopf think: in react you'd do <provider><consumer></provider>

dmmulroy Good DX === unhandled promise rejections causing pager duty to wake you up at 2am

KaleCotrell_ heck im gonna learn haskell just to see what I can make with it.

tjk113 that makes sense

tjk113 did you know C before zig

Marco Siedentopf i'm doing <consumer><data-dependency></consumer>, and i'm unrolling from the leafs to the spine, sort of decorating the spine.

MaxWattage I use C for a lot of real-time software embedded in hardware products.

Marco Siedentopf so data-dependency injects the data into <consumer>, then removes itself from the dom

MaxWattage It's great for talking to hardware and for speed

Spiro Floropoulos @MegBob spirodonfl@gmail.com

MegBob Yay thank you!!

Marco Siedentopf when all children are gone, consumer got all dependencies and renders itself

KaleCotrell_ I personally like the D language cause its like C++ but less bloated

RajarshiKhatua100 @KaleCotrell_ r u joking or it's a real lang

KaleCotrell_ @RajarshiKhatua100 Its a real language and its nice

RajarshiKhatua100 @KaleCotrell_ wut

KaleCotrell_ @RajarshiKhatua100 https://dlang.org/

KaleCotrell_ LOL

JoDim___ hi

JoDim___ good good, super busy but still alive

Marco Siedentopf i've done that today actually, when tinkering with html-streaming

MaxWattage I gave up work to look after my elderly parents, but when I'm not doing their cooking etc, then I'm writing a computer game. I reckon I can survive for another year before I run out of money, so the clock is ticking.

Marco Siedentopf the image embedding

KaleCotrell_ @MaxWattage thats crazy

MaxWattage <3

hungryhungryhippo I see laravel, I follow

Marco Siedentopf by embedding the image data inside the html stream, i can optimize the first-load/shell.

hungryhungryhippo I'm still waiting for laravel popularity to take off in US jobs one day hopefully

Owencodes id love some EU laravel jobs :)

JoDim___ wait, how crazy is the market now to leave this man unemployed?

Owencodes too many mom jokes LUL

hungryhungryhippo The market is absolutely terrible

Marco Siedentopf well, 2am, i burnt the midnight oil already

Marco Siedentopf gn8

Owencodes Im right there with yeah spiro I dought my self too much but ik my worth :D

JoDim___ realizing that you have flaws make you a good programmer

Owencodes cant even get in the door

RajarshiKhatua100 Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

RajarshiKhatua100 see it's not a mom joke

takaxo1 you can run doom inside that image link

Owencodes aye awesome bro <3

Owencodes thanks

Owencodes nah id rather work my way up

MaxWattage There is no such thing as job security. The best security is having portable skills so you can work for lots of different companies. (I've worked as a freelance consultant for years)

Owencodes in one company

hungryhungryhippo @Owencodes Same here, even finished my bachelor's degree hoping it'd help, but graduated right when all the layoffs happened and never had any luck peepoSad

KaleCotrell_ I have a book on computer architecture... its difficult

Owencodes @hungryhungryhippo crazy

LaughinPanda You'd understand stand it better if you didn't spend so much time personally extruding microplastics in the office supply closet.

Owencodes so many people from my diploma course are learning django web framework for python projects and its kind of funny cause they are all making the same projects from copying the courses videos and not getting hired lol

Owencodes nice one

LaughinPanda I'm good. Been here for a bit

Owencodes yup

RajarshiKhatua100 python and javascript, get a job and buy a lambo

Owencodes lol Raj I did both never got job LUL

RajarshiKhatua100 that's what everyone tells you which is a lie

hungryhungryhippo Kinda seems like it's just networking and a lot of luck. I've seen some really skilled people have problem finding jobs, and others who can barely make a basic crud website get a job cause they have a lot of charisma and are good talkers

Owencodes LUL the ads will buy you a coffee for ur mom

Owencodes @hungryhungryhippo thats me lol

Owencodes I can make basic crud stuff

RajarshiKhatua100 I think you guys should stop learning languages and start learning programming already. -tsoding

hungryhungryhippo @Owencodes Just gotta rizz up some of the recruiters then lol

JoDim___ tbh I got so sick of this market situation that I'm switching job

Owencodes LUL

Owencodes @hungryhungryhippo lol so many recruiters message me on linked in and never get back to me lol

Lafolie_ I gotta go, catch you next time <3

hungryhungryhippo @Owencodes I wouldn't know how to handle it, I am the anti-rizz, I'm not great at being social

Owencodes I would of done a wood working trade if I had another option or metal working

MaxWattage So, tells us about this game of yours, and why it is going to be so awesome

JoDim___ I opened a bakery and it seems that it's going well

MaxWattage No worries

Owencodes @JoDim___ I worked in a bakery before lol never again haha

JoDim___ @Owencodes well I owned the bakery so I guess it might be better haha

Owencodes lol

neptune102 This market as a new grad is seriously making me want to blow my brain

Owencodes I hope so man Im on the edge of glory :D

MaxWattage nice

MaxWattage I get that. I grew up with a machine with 32K of RAM that ran at 4MHz.

RajarshiKhatua100 games always try to break a limitation, gamedev🫡

Owencodes cool man

neptune102 This game sounds dope

KaleCotrell_ I got into programming because of minecraft XDD I learned java just for that

RajarshiKhatua100 i got into programming because of the app tasker lol

KaleCotrell_ @RajarshiKhatua100 nice

KaleCotrell_ I dont program in Java anymore cause I see the bloat lol... and I dont really wanna use that language again

KaleCotrell_ But it taught me a lot

RajarshiKhatua100 @KaleCotrell_ kotlin trying to solve it

tjk113 when i first learned how to build websites, i thought "man, that was a lot of work... surely the web frameworks make that easier." turns out, they just make it hard in a different way 😐

KaleCotrell_ lol

tjk113 i only write vanilla js... i dont want to get too comfortable lmao

KaleCotrell_ my first time programming opengl with java was Alien... I was like how does this API render so much lol. Now I know a bit more about graphics and the math behind it

KaleCotrell_ @tjk113 tbh now I might use javascript to make a custom engine kinda like tsoding is with typescript

tjk113 i thought i'd learn ts to avoid js lunacy, but it just looks like a whole other world of headache...

tjk113 @KaleCotrell_ game engine?

sleepymushroom1906 html?

sleepymushroom1906 what are you making?

KaleCotrell_ @tjk113 yea maybe

tjk113 @KaleCotrell_ that's cool. do you have a game idea already?

Owencodes hes making ur <mom> LUL

sleepymushroom1906 Oh how did you lose your job?

sleepymushroom1906 NDA?

KaleCotrell_ @tjk113 tbh no. lol but I might make a fully custom basic polygon renderer first then make an idea

KaleCotrell_ @Owencodes YES HOWD U KNOW

tjk113 i've never seen someone type out lorem ipsum lol. i guess someone had to have at some point...

Owencodes lol

Owencodes @KaleCotrell_ LUL

tjk113 @KaleCotrell_ that'd be cool

Owencodes to me performance issues is crazy in programming I feel like from my opinion theres only so much you can do to solve an issue unless your working on a complex project from scratch

hungryhungryhippo @Owencodes Any time I hear performance issues, I always think they probably are just trying ways to increase budget so they can still get their bonuses

LaughinPanda Like bumper cars yeah, but a carousel... boring.

Owencodes yeah but I just mean in general If you get me @hungryhungryhippo cause like you could be someone whos still learning for example and get stuck on an issue for days and not be able to solve it would that be considered " a preformance issue "

Owencodes for example like me*

RajarshiKhatua100 you can do this way, it looks good in mobile https://gallery.archcraft.io/

hungryhungryhippo @Owencodes Oh yeah I understand what you're talking about. I think they all expect 10x developers and don't realize what seems like a simple bug could actually cost you hours or days

RajarshiKhatua100 web is a mess, even web dev agree with it

Owencodes @hungryhungryhippo yeah for sure

hungryhungryhippo I enjoy all programming except web lol

hungryhungryhippo All the tech I love isn't popular, all the tech that is popular I hate

wilderhives the accessibility niche is going to balloon

JoDim___ I don't know why they keep making things complicated on the web for no reason

wilderhives new ADA law requires more compliance. Most devs I know don't know a thing about accessibility basics

hungryhungryhippo It hurts me when people make those fancy 3d websites that use scrolling for animations, the accessibility is almost non-existant

hungryhungryhippo I miss the early days of web dev when it was more static and SSR sites, and we didn't rely on javascript so much except maybe some jquery. I hate everything being SPAs and javascript heavy

wilderhives exactly. A lot of times SEO and accessibility are at odds

neptune102 And now every developer needs to to learn multiple frameworks so they can even enter into the industry,

hungryhungryhippo You may have the data, but nobody wants to listen cause new and shiny > old and reliable

neptune102 So now everyone thinks that what college is teaching is useless because they feel like the schools should focus on teaching frameworks instead of theory

Owencodes @neptune102 thats the nice think about laravel you can eventually learn react or vue and php as the backend and still understand how the other framworks work on the frontend like how twitch is laravel + react build

Owencodes *thing

Owencodes by using vue or react as the frontend*

hungryhungryhippo It's funny how we're just coming back full circle to SSR now when it's been around forever LUL

Owencodes LUL

hungryhungryhippo @Owencodes Are you talking about using inertia?

Owencodes @hungryhungryhippo yup ill be learning that pretty soon

hungryhungryhippo @Owencodes I've only dabbled with it but it was pretty nice. Only issue I ran into was some libraries aren't really designed with it in mind. I tried to use the Vue version of Charka UI and it relies on the vue router, so it didn't work with Inertia.

hungryhungryhippo Although the react version worked fine

Owencodes I might even convert my personal site from regular laravel blade files to inertiajs using vue to render the frontend

Owencodes LUL but why dad lol

Owencodes love me haha

hicaro____ It is really hard for a developer who just started programming few years ago because they think React is the only way of creating a website because that's the web development world nowadays, you're view is pretty limited

hungryhungryhippo At least it's vue and not react?

hicaro____ Your view*

Owencodes @hungryhungryhippo lol

hicaro____ Helloooo, awesome to see you as well

hicaro____ I hope you doing great

hicaro____ How is everyone doing??

hungryhungryhippo I was lucky enough to have started web dev when Netscape was still around, so I didn't fall for the SPA for everything trap

Owencodes hug me dad LUL

Quadrinomical howdy howdy

hungryhungryhippo 34 way off

hungryhungryhippo I got started early

RajarshiKhatua100 lol I'm 20

Owencodes im 28 lol

neptune102 Doesn't react components make your websites slower since you can get times where components are rendering multiple times for new apparent reason

Owencodes damn raj so young

hicaro____ I am 20 as well

Owencodes I wana be 20 again lol

rorts I have band t-shirts older than some of you. also get off my lawn

hicaro____ Dad, have you forgot my age?

Owencodes stay young kids

hungryhungryhippo Unfortunately I worked as a wordpress dev after highschool so I stopped programming for years cause early php traumatized me.

MaxWattage I'm 53 👴

hicaro____ :(

Owencodes lol hicaro

Quadrinomical Imagine, some people get it all to work slower without even thinking about it

Owencodes @MaxWattage 53 and young ;)

Owencodes or 53 years young haha

hungryhungryhippo How about how React 19's change to Suspense almost broke tons of websites

MaxWattage I'm literally older than the WWW 😆

neptune102 I remember trying to make a table to render some data and every time the website refreshes or new data is added the table renders 3 times in a row

hungryhungryhippo I've tried it, php now is almost uncomparable now and is decent

RajarshiKhatua100 i didn't forget the trauma of angular

neptune102 I remember the problem came from the library I used for the react table

RajarshiKhatua100 lol angular 2

hungryhungryhippo I think angular now is actually kinda ok

RajarshiKhatua100 just like python 2

JoDim___ that's a Goggle classic move

hungryhungryhippo Redux was written by Satan himself

RajarshiKhatua100 i have to go, see you guys later

neptune102 didn't google say they were google going to stop giving angular long term support

Owencodes LUL

Quadrinomical Death makes you roll a 1d100 every morning?

Owencodes sounds like a sims game lol

MaxWattage 😆

hungryhungryhippo That's how I feel about react in general

MaxWattage It's true

Owencodes im 28 and greying already lol

hungryhungryhippo Once I hit 30 it was all down hill

hungryhungryhippo 40 I'll be dead at this rate

hungryhungryhippo I pulled a muscle in my back a week ago WASHING MY HANDS

JoDim___ I still have 10 years then

hungryhungryhippo How does that even happen?!

MaxWattage After 40, it's like being an old gunslinger, where every day a new younger dev tries their luck at taking your job.

Owencodes if I make it to 40 well hang out some time spiro lol

hungryhungryhippo It's all about who will do it cheaper

Owencodes I succeeded with ur <mom> lol

MaxWattage There are plenty more fish in the sea, and companies to work for. Don't let it get you down, just move-on quickly.

Owencodes :)

neptune102 sounds like they were just trying to replace you with cheap labor

JoDim___ wait, they replaced you with a react team?

hungryhungryhippo Shooting themselves in the foot if they're switching to react team

Owencodes you should file a complaint saying they lied lol

hungryhungryhippo I gave up on the job market as it is, planning on starting my own business instead

JoDim___ well I don't know the company or the team, but it looks like a stupid decision

MaxWattage Pro-tip, don't take someone-else's poor management decision as a personal inditement.

MaxWattage *indictment

Owencodes me too I already have a start up :)

hungryhungryhippo I live in an area that is very barren when it comes to tech, so lots of small businesses that have no website or use facebook pages. Almost no competition locally

hungryhungryhippo Cheap wordpress websites using existing templates

neptune102 A little off topic but fuck solidity, why is it that I can only make one constructor for a clas

tjk113 i found wordpress v cumbersome to work with after just doing html/css/js sites

neptune102 A programming language to make web3 apps

hungryhungryhippo Custom themes is a pain, but if you just pay for a $10 template then all you have to do is set it up

neptune102 Im just doing this to open some side income opportunities

neptune102 since I know alot of people are eager for this stuff

hungryhungryhippo ads getting on my nerves lol

hungryhungryhippo Also one of the few laravel streamers I've found

hungryhungryhippo I like it almost as much as rails

hungryhungryhippo It's pretty much the same

hungryhungryhippo I think rails, laravel, and elixir / phoenix have been my top 3

hungryhungryhippo Yeah it's a champ, definitely deserves to be a lot more popular than it is

hicaro____ Spiroo, do you have a discord server?

hungryhungryhippo ^

SpirodonFL Join our discord and get inspired! https://discord.gg/7ZrQHjUsJ4

hungryhungryhippo Looks like it works

hungryhungryhippo I tend to be around a lot since no job

hungryhungryhippo Successfully derailed

hicaro____ It does work, thank youu

tjk113 maybe i should be afraid to ask, but what does rawdogging a *flight* entail? 😳

tjk113 allowed lmao

tjk113 wtf haha

tjk113 never heard the term in those contexts

dmmulroy there's only one thing im raw dogging

hungryhungryhippo Rawdogging a date definitely had a different meaning in my circle 😂

tjk113 haha

hungryhungryhippo I'd die on the inside from the awkward silence

s9tpepper_ was good, doing more DSA learning :)

s9tpepper_ ... LUL

s9tpepper_ have to raid and run ...

SpirodonFL s9tpepper_ is here to kick back and relax! Leave them alone…

s9tpepper_ !lurk

PureAmbrosia ASMRing again?

PureAmbrosia Just hanging out trying to prep for tomorrow.

PureAmbrosia Monday

Owencodes dont forget your famous jokes :D

PureAmbrosia LUL

PureAmbrosia Work+court+doctors appointment

PureAmbrosia Tomorrow is a busy day.

Owencodes hey spiro if you like moms so much why not 3D print one haha LUL

chuggingCoffee spirod1Hat

DiscretePython primeagenClap1 primeagenClap2

Owencodes lol

PureAmbrosia Court is to determine if my mom needs to be on court ordered medication (she does) and doctors appointment is a pregnancy check-up.

Owencodes had to bro just thought of that one lol

Owencodes LUL

hungryhungryhippo @Owencodes I feel like I know you from somewhere

hungryhungryhippo That or I'm going insane

Owencodes @PureAmbrosia hope things work out

Owencodes @hungryhungryhippo im in a few strims

PureAmbrosia It's a lot and everything will be fine.

PureAmbrosia Thank you! 😊

PureAmbrosia It is.

DiscretePython Just don't let the baby use Windows

Owencodes @hungryhungryhippo im around a bit on twitch also could be that lol

hungryhungryhippo @Owencodes I knew it had to be twitch, can't remember which ones though

Manadono owencodes, fancy seeing you about this space at this houer

tjk113 arch baby

Owencodes @hungryhungryhippo lo

PureAmbrosia Oh yeah. I am more the halfway through my pregnancy

Owencodes @Manadono

chuggingCoffee Hello hello. Been crazy sick for a few days but now on the upswing. Hope you put the 317,000 page keyword list from the other day behind a paywall and retired

Owencodes same to u lo

PureAmbrosia It's a little like torture right now.

hungryhungryhippo Make all the keywords 1pt font and white on white background in the resume

hungryhungryhippo Yes lol

hungryhungryhippo Have you tested it yet?

Owencodes @PureAmbrosia I hope you have a cool baby programmer :D

Owencodes NotLikeThis LUL

hungryhungryhippo I remember reading some blog post where someone put the word "unicorn" in almost every bullet point on their resume, and they got like 50% more interviews

Owencodes lol

PureAmbrosia @owencodes I wouldn't be surprised. I am working my way into development at my job and his dad is a database administrator. I am leaning they would go into tech.

tjk113 whats happening

Owencodes @PureAmbrosia SeemsGood

hungryhungryhippo @tjk113 He made a resume with a ton of keywords to beat ATS

tjk113 lol

chuggingCoffee It's like 3,000x more ridiculous when it's read out loud. Haha

Owencodes dreamweaver LUL

tjk113 not YACC 😅

hungryhungryhippo DEEZ why lmao

tjk113 PSCAL???

Manadono what's ligma?

hungryhungryhippo gasmer lmao

PureAmbrosia Gotta love ATS craziness.

tjk113 bro just hide a reverse shell in there at this point like

KaleCotrell_ @Manadono its what I did to ur mom

Manadono KEKW

hungryhungryhippo gasmer, nutshell, deez, this resume is gonna get some weird results

tjk113 bonzi buddy lmfao

hungryhungryhippo Christ I just noticed the scroll bar, not even 1/2 way through

tjk113 HAHA there it is

Manadono YOU DOn'T KNOW WHAT KRITA IS?! unfollowed, unsubbed, subreddit revoked Kappa

hungryhungryhippo fraps! wow that takes me back

Manadono cappuchinos LUL

PureAmbrosia Oh, we got a rap going on now.

hungryhungryhippo This needs to be remixed as a rap

PureAmbrosia DDR for the win.

hungryhungryhippo @PureAmbrosia seems we're on the same page haha

tjk113 how many BASES

PureAmbrosia Someone on PC needs to clip this.

tjk113 bro no base64??

KaleCotrell_ TSODING XDDD

hungryhungryhippo forklifts what

sweezyman no cat6 experience, unfortunately we've decided to go with another candidate

chuggingCoffee @sweezyman LUL

DiscretePython Noo Kinesis

ChronxDev kinesis as in the keyboard? you had it correct originally

PureAmbrosia Ah, actionscript. Fun times.

ChronxDev ethereum*

Manadono phyzbuzz?

chuggingCoffee synergy in the houseeeee

hungryhungryhippo I'm hearing this to the tune of the pokemon pokerap for some reason

tjk113 there were two dart too.

tjk113 HAHA

chuggingCoffee LUL

KaleCotrell_ OHIO XD

PureAmbrosia Oh lordy... second life.

tjk113 grub devs wanted

PureAmbrosia @hungryhungryhippo pokerap sounded about right.

kapitanluffy wtf is happening

KaleCotrell_ My brain hurts ._>

hungryhungryhippo a mental breakdown I think

DiscretePython It's impressive

tjk113 code code

kapitanluffy is this your password?

jenchampagne solid strategy overwhelming the interviewer with infinite buzzwords, it'll basically be a fillibuster. sorry to hear about the unemployment spirod1Hug

chuggingCoffee ilu2bb is i love you too, baby LUL

sweezyman sorry didn't catch all that, can you run it back?

hungryhungryhippo Now recite it from memory

KaleCotrell_ XD

tjk113 llm defeated

chuggingCoffee This should be pulled up every couple months just to remember the historic moment

KaleCotrell_ LOL

kapitanluffy you can do this spiro! got unemployed too early this year :D

kapitanluffy bypassing ATS smh haha

KaleCotrell_ LOOKS LIKE AN NES ROM NOW OF WORDS

hungryhungryhippo Imagine you left it formatted like that and they go to print it out without reading it first. Gonna destroy their printer LUL

takaxo1 yo can you help me later with my mvp? (you're in public act cool)

tjk113 lmao hype train

hungryhungryhippo Gotta go on fiverr and pay someone to remix that rap

tjk113 there were two darts in there btw

tjk113 bc you changed dark to dart

sweezyman your mom was also mentioned twice

sweezyman true

hungryhungryhippo Did you have perl in there?

sweezyman never been, thx, just scrolled the software category

tjk113 was ALGOL60 in there?

chuggingCoffee LUL

tjk113 algol58 too ig

sweezyman it was one hell of a ride

hungryhungryhippo That should be the twitch channel intro video, just you reciting that entire thing

tjk113 old programming lang from fortran era

tjk113 well, before it

tjk113 dope was fine there

hungryhungryhippo Oh that too, I was talking about those videos people have that introduce newcomers to what the channel is about

hungryhungryhippo What is this channel about? *spews 10 minutes of keywords*

chuggingCoffee erlang?

tjk113 elixer too?

tjk113 ah

sweezyman i heard recruiters are looking for men in finance, trust fund, blue eyes

tjk113 is base64 just not in there?

tjk113 after base16? lol

eiko_kuroko same, sweezy

eiko_kuroko 6'5, blue eyes

tjk113 how long has this been in the works?

hungryhungryhippo throw "handsome" in there while you're at it

tjk113 The C Programming Language 2nd Edition

sweezyman i assume jquery is in there somewhere?

IfrahimA !commands

SpirodonFL !gamerepo !discord !youtube !project !editor !keyboard !cursedrepo

hungryhungryhippo Jenkins

eiko_kuroko add some Brutus and caesar in there for good measure

chuggingCoffee pretty sure someone said coffeescript and it wasn't actually me

tjk113 HAHA

tjk113 just in case

IfrahimA Outside question, why are you unemployed, did you get laid off?

hungryhungryhippo I love the not a chinese spy

IfrahimA Are you trying to get back into it?

IfrahimA Laravel is pretty old tho

hungryhungryhippo And this resume is the key

hungryhungryhippo Java's old too but that's still used a lot. Laravel just doesn't seem to be very popular over here

kapitanluffy speaking of old. cobol, anyone?

hungryhungryhippo They're making the mistake of hiring for specific tech instead of just hiring good developers

IfrahimA You should transition into react and vue. Thats what I guess is in demand for modern apps.

hungryhungryhippo Seems like it happens a lot, people hiring React developers instead of just going for software devs in general

Melkey @hungryhungryhippo lmao no way

hungryhungryhippo Haven't seen you around in a minute @Melkey

Melkey ya

IfrahimA why exactly are you opposed to react?

kapitanluffy melkey 👋

tjk113 even tho i have a similar philosophy to you ab software, im not doing myself any favors in the way of finding a job this way lol

IfrahimA your are entitled to your own opinion, but it would be interested to see.

Melkey @kapitanluffy hey :)

chuggingCoffee Since the beginning of *time

chuggingCoffee KappaRoss

IfrahimA I would love to see the Spirodon Framework, and see your approach.

hungryhungryhippo We don't need more frameworks: https://devs.lol/uploads/2021/11/meme-dev-humor-every-day-there-is-a-new-javascript-framework-86.jpg

kapitanluffy something like https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode ? lol

hungryhungryhippo @kapitanluffy 4k issues and 464 PRs lmao

IfrahimA You gotta think like a business though, they care about time, money, and efficiency.

IfrahimA I gotta get going, but it was nice to hear your opinion.

chuggingCoffee See ya @IfrahimA

Imperious hey bud don't drive yourself down to hard

Imperious notice how we work tomorrow Alice is on vacation

Imperious this is bullshit

hungryhungryhippo Eww youtubers

Imperious Hes on all the time, the luster is a lil.lost on that show the girls are just so dumb lol

Imperious we should have Alice go on whatever

Imperious she would just get all vicious and wanna play metal music

RexSucksAtStuff Hi

PureAmbrosia Full goth is fun.

Imperious make a character for me in ur game

RexSucksAtStuff Good just on a short vacation heddin back tomorrow

RexSucksAtStuff Then it's just work

RexSucksAtStuff Thanks

Imperious So is the wife working? or are you getting destroyed 247

RexSucksAtStuff What are you doing on today's stream

RexSucksAtStuff Cool that's sounds fun

PureAmbrosia Missed the ATS rap.

Imperious well any1 that deals with u does

Imperious :face-green-smiling:

Imperious omega chad would hack the bank lol

PureAmbrosia Or would you call it the keyword rap.

Imperious And just say we'll I'm good looking so it's all good

Imperious It does trust me just

Imperious juries like attractive ppl

Imperious Red Pill for the day

Imperious yep after i take a shit and say greeks eat balls go fuck yourself nerd ttyl

shreyassanthu Heyyy jobless person

shreyassanthu I am good and I am getting sleep

shreyassanthu how are you

shreyassanthu Holy shit that's sooo many wierd variables

shreyassanthu if you want to make it customisable make them into smaller components

shreyassanthu instead of just a billion global variables

shreyassanthu maybe you should use open props or something like that

shreyassanthu This is a template if I understand correctly right?

shreyassanthu Oh god it's been soo long since I heard the word "webmaster"

shreyassanthu Line height??

shreyassanthu ngl this is bad css

shreyassanthu Using soo much padding for spacing is bad idea

shreyassanthu yeah

shreyassanthu OMG float ???!!!!

shreyassanthu that's the wrong use of floats

shreyassanthu float is for floating text around images